Here’s My Desk … BTW … Wouldn’t Wanna Be Ya!

Today, I cannot tell you how relieved I am to be rid of my so called ‘career’ [cough, cough, eye roll]. There is nothing in me—not even at the deepest cellular levels—that would want to ever again be associated with that whole Tower Of Babel called a ‘career’ outside the home again.

So, you may be wondering, do I have any parting words for the precious darling who was my administrative assistant and who now has become my successor at my last job? Yes, I do.

I’d like to say “May the Good Lord reward you with a double portion of everything that goes with that black hole.” Tee hee.

Ego gratification aside, I say that being a CEO [aka Kindergarten Cop] in charge of Dysfunction Junction isn’t a badge of honor, nor is is something to aspire to. I say may the road rise up to meet here and may she forever enjoy ‘The Chair’ and get her fill of all that goes along with it.

In closing, I want to take a moment and humorously bow down in deference to The New King Of The Hill.