January 26, 2020

My Husband Had An Affair With An Apparition – Wait! What?!

Your Cell Phone Is Ringing Some 10 months after The Great Escape, my husband surprisingly suspended his self-imposed No Contact edict long enough to place a very bizarre call to me from overseas. I found that quite odd. Hmmmm …. Had New Woman granted him a temporary hall pass? Had she allowed him to call […]

The Humor Of A Bad Boot Sector

 “Laughter rises out of tragedy and rewards you for your courage.’~ Erma Bombeck The Brain Is Like A Hard Disk In Many Ways If you’ve ever had a hard disk infected with malware, you know that sometimes a harsh cleaning process is necessary to remediate the problem. That is, if you wish to keep the […]

Tripping Back Now To Places You’ve Been To? … Nah, I’ll Pass

Here’s My Desk … BTW … Wouldn’t Wanna Be Ya! A few short years ago—prior to 2011—I never would have believed that I could have such a change in perspective. Today I am very grateful to have been forcibly ejected from my so called ‘career’. I didn’t realize it back then, but I had become […]

Black Is The New Black~Dispensing With The Garments of Widowhood Once & For All

Good Grief, What Is She Wearing? After my husband left me and I got fired from my job for being the constantly-crying victim that I was for a while, I became a modern day Rip Van Winkle. Emotionally, I was in a stress-induced coma, immobilized and unconscious with grief for several years. Well, DUH! … even brown […]

Beware, The Devil Is In The Potato Salad: How Toxic People Are Like Rotting Potatoes

And Insult To Potatoes Everywhere It’s a well known fact in the Low Carb & Keto communities that potatoes are anathema. It is often said that the deleterious effects of consuming potatoes can be far worse for those with insulin sensitivity than putting one’s face down in a bowl of granulated sugar. Supposedly, that’s because […]

You Expected Your Aquarius Love Interest To Be Caring & Faithful? ~ The Crowd Roars With Laughter

When The Moon Is In The 7th House & Jupiter Aligns With Mars I was born early in the first week of February, so astrologically, that makes me an Aquarius Sun. And I married another Aquarius Sun. Yes indeed, Casper His Ghostness was also an Aqua. Danger Will Robinson! Danger Will Robinson! The reason this […]

Excuse Me, While I Wax Sentimental Over My Empty Bank Account

I’m Not The First & I Won’t Be The Last Without going into all the details here, my husband ghosted me. It’s not uncommon for abandoning spouses to clear out what had formerly been ‘joint’ bank accounts when they leave. My husband was one of those runaway spouses who did this. But I’m not bitter […]